Archive for the ‘Crazy Shit Boo!’ Category
Downtown Street Walker
Slangin’ Downtown with Bret. A Tripod, knife and wicked karate chop protected us.
Cactus
I like living things in my loft. Everything is all 1’s and 0’s these days and it’s refreshing to have something organic in my concrete home.
This is my cactus named “The Situation.” He gets a nice Jersey tan from my window.
Where does…?
While searching Google for “Where does Safari store my bookmarks?” the strangest / creepiest thing appeared.
Celebrity stalkers scare the crap out of me.
Happy 4th!
Fail
How about you just say, “Now open til 10:30pm! Every Day!”????
SIGN FAIL!
Closet of Wires
Cut the blue wire!!!
No, the red one!
Uhhh, which one?
Boom!
Yo Dawg. Drinking Game.
Fun Dog Drinking Game… Every time Randy Jackson on American Idol says “Yo Dawg,” I give my dog some beer. My Dog Truman is an alcoholic now.*
*None of the above is true.
Suicide Hotline
Damn suicide hotline always has a busy signal.
Question: Why is it so expensive to live in Southern California?
Answer:
The Bomb Burrito
The only thing this Bomb will destroy… your ass.
Where’s Bill Paxton when you need him?
Twister on the 134…. No big deal, just the apocalypse.
Hipster
Look at that F$#&’ing hipster dog.
